New (to me) movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

Rating: -27 (on a scale of 0 to 10)

This movie is said to be of the variety "children's entertainment". Allow me to express the contempt of children everywhere in which this film is held. I can only assume the fact that their not-yet-fully-developed shoulders cannot achieve the firm stock weld required to demand vengeance with authority prevents their own less-mature-and-pacifist-than-my-own plea for justice against those who wrought this travesty of cinema.
Enduring the ear-addling vocoder strains of the "chipmunk voices" over already vapid and boorish so-called "pop music" selections was the greatest trial of my life. Surely there is some sort of treaty or international convention concerning such abuses. The people who worked on the sound of this movie are not only infernal technicians, but bad people as well. Shame on you! The visuals were bland and what was expected. Shame on you too, I guess, but who cares because my sense of sound has been converted from treasured asset to infinitely echoing torture.
Do not watch this movie. Do not show this movie to others. If you are pregnant, do not enter a room where the movie is being played.Consult a psychologist and perhaps a good bartender if you find yourself subjected to this movie.